hello my name is Keith and welcome to my shitty blog that honestly doesn't have a real theme. im a 15 year old currently in my freshman year. So do injoy your stay.

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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lindsaychrist:

kinglers:

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

i love how this post was made by a cis white boy

y’all are so fucking pressed and stupid I swear

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Australian Horror Story: Tony Abbott

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

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cuddlesmccall:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

well, they are the greenest animal.

cuddlesmccall:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

well, they are the greenest animal.

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Emperor’s New College

xshiromorix:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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I love everything about this post.

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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wheelcher2:

So You Call Me A Bitch? Well A Bitch Is A Dog. Dogs Bark. Bark Is On Trees. Trees Are A Part Of Nature. And Nature Is Beautiful (: So Yeah….Thanks For The Compliment (:

(Source: reverseracist, via sniffing)

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rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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